She then yells “WHAT? No. Let me see your hands!”

I shove my right hand in her face.

“Oh, yeah, you’re hands look like you’re at least 35. Ok, I believe you.”

WHAT? My hands look how old? Up to that point in my life I had never thought about my hands. Now I can’t stop stressing about how old they look.  I have been on the hunt for a anti-aging miracle for my hands ever since.

Oraser Hand Renewal is my fountain of youth!  One minute twice a week and my hands have never felt or looked better.   It is a little pricey at $50 a bottle, but it is well worth it and it lasts a long time.

Modeled after Playboy After Dark, my show is a jam-packed 60 minutes full of celebrity guests, music, booze, laughter and craziness. Perfect for all of us moms that don’t want to actually leave our houses to have a great time!

So, this Friday, the hot gals of MomSmack are hosting #JennySmack on Twitter during my show at 10:20/9:20C on VH1! Any of my West Coasters that have DirecTV, this means 7:20pm for you!

What: #JennySmack Twitter party
Where: Twitter and VH1
When: 10-11pm EST
Who: Me and you!

Not only will it be fun, but we’re giving away $100 Amex Gift Card, $100 ShopBop.com gift certificate, 1 signed copy of Bad Habits, and 1 signed copy of Love, Lust & Faking it!

Guest for tonight show Donnie Wahlberg and Eva Mendes! I can here all the NKOTB fans screaming already! Here’s a quick preview…

To RSVP just give us your name and Twitter Handle URL below!

Nick, Tom, Daisy and Jordan Baker have all made their grand entrances.  Wouldn’t you have loved to have been in the room with them?

Let’s jump into this weeks questions.

1.  Nick’s father gives him this advice “Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone, just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.”  Were Nick’s childhood advantages really advantages?  Does he take his father’s advice on reserving judgement?

2. Did you notice how many times the words hope or dream are used in the 1st chapter. Why do you think this is?

3. New money vs. old money is mentioned directly and indirectly constantly through the chapter.  Why is this so important?  Why did Nick make a point to point out that his family money isn’t as old as they like to pretend?

Tell us your thoughts in the comment section below or tell us your thoughts on your blog with a post.  You can link up below and we’ll be sure to tweet it out as well. Don’t forget to use the Hashtag #GatsbySmack so everyone can follow along on twitter.  We are looking forward to hearing what everyone has to say!

Modeled after Playboy After Dark, my show is a jam-packed 30 minutes full of celebrity guests, music, booze, laughter and craziness. Perfect for all of us moms that don’t want to actually leave our houses to have a great time!

So, this Friday, the hot gals of MomSmack are hosting #JennySmack on Twitter during my show at 10:30/9:30C on VH1! Any of my West Coasters that have DirecTV, this means 7:30pm for you!

What: #JennySmack Twitter party
Where: Twitter and VH1
When: 10-11pm EST
Who: Me and you!

Rumor has it that MomSmack is giving away a few autographed copies of my latest book, Bad Habits Confessions of a Recovering Catholic AND a Tria Laser Hair Removal System during #JennySmack so be sure to RSVP!

It has been announced that Snooki and JWoww are going to be Jenny’s guest on Friday! Bring on the Jersey! So tell us, who are you more like, Snooki or Jenny?

To RSVP just give us your name and Twitter Handle URL below!

The latest version of The Great Gatsby hits theaters this May. I know many of you are as excited as we are.  So in order to help the time fly  we’re going to start The Great Gatsby book club. Between now and the movie release we’re going to read a chapter a week with you. Every Wednesday we’ll provide a few questions for discussion.  You can either answer the questions in the comment section or we’ll provide a linky if you prefer to discuss it on your own page.

Starting around Chapter 3 we’ll be doing a weekly Google Hangout and we hope you will join us on camera to discuss that week’s chapter.  You can also watch and discuss on twitter using the hashtag #GatsbySmack.  If you don’t know how to use Google Hangouts, don’t worry, we’ll give a quick tutorial before the Hangout.

Now quick go download, buy a copy, check one out from the library or dig out your old copy and start chapter 1!

Are you looking to get away for an overnight or two? We have some exclusive MomSmack discounts to offer you on four amazing KSL Resorts.

Rancho Las Palmas Resort and Spa
Save up to 20% off room rates when staying through February 28, 2013
Use Promo Code: MomSmack

La Costa Resort and Spa
Save up to 20% off room rates when staying through March 31, 2013
Use Promo Code: Momsmk

Hotel Del Coronado
Save up to 30% off room rates when staying through June 28, 2013
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Grove Park Inn
Save up to 20% off room rates when staying through April 30, 2013.
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Strawberries Amour

1 shot of Venom Vodka

1 oz of simple sugar

6 oz of  mineral water

3 medium strawberries

1 lime

Pour your simple sugar, 2 sliced strawberries and 3 slices of lime in the tumbler and muddle.  Basically just mush everything together with the end of a wooden spoon (if you don’t have a muddler). Now pour Venom Vodka and mineral water.  Pour over ice and garnish.  BAM!  Strawberries Amour!

You can follow Venom Vodka on twitter and don’t forget to get your RSVP in for #OscarSmack!!

Greyhound UnChained

1 shot Venom Vodka

½ shot Triple Sec

2 oz Grapefruit Juice

1 Grapefruit

2 oz Lime Mineral Water

Salted Rim Martini Glass

Shaker – Float a Grapefruit.

Grab your shaker and fill it about half way with ice. Pour in Venom Vodka, Triple Sec, Grapefruit juice and shake.  Now pour in Mineral water and stir.  Don’t shake the mineral water or you may have the drink all over you!   Salt the rim of  your martini glass by rubbing the rim with a sliced grapefruit and dip into salt.  Pour drink into martini glass and float a thinly sliced grapefruit.  Poof! Greyhound Unchained.

ENJOY!

You can follow Venom Vodka on twitter and don’t forget to get your RSVP in for #OscarSmack!!

We are excited to announce KSL Resorts as our sponsor for #OscarSmack.

KSL Resorts are a unique collection of iconic destinations boasting world-class golf, spas and dining.

Seven of the amazing KSL Properties are offering a one night stay and 50 minute massage to seven of our lucky #OscarSmack participants. Will you be one of the winners? Want to know a little more about the properties you might be visiting?

La Costa Resort and Spa, Carlsbad, CA
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Barton Creek Resort, Austin, TX
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The Homestead Resort, Hot Springs, VA
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Grove Park Inn, Ashville, NC
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Rancho Las Palmas Resort and Spa, Rancho Mirage, CA
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The Hotel Del Coronado, Coronado, CA
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Montelucia Resort and Spa, Phoenix, AZ
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We will be hosting #OscarSmack from the fabulous #LuxeLounge at La Costa Resort and Spa beginning at 3:00 p.m. with the Red Carpet Arrivals.

Our first giveaway will be from La Costa Resort and Spa and will happen during the Red Carpet so don’t miss it! The other six Hotel and Spa Packages will be given away throughout #OscarSmack.

Starting Monday each of the properties will be posting fun details about their resort on their Facebook page and through Twitter. We will be asking one #OscarSmack trivia question per property to coincide with their giveaway. Our trivia questions will be pulled directly from trivia information the property posts throughout the week. Make sure you are educated! You will have five minutes to weigh in on each question. We will take all of the correct answers and then use Random.org to pull a winner.

The GRAND PRIZE for #OscarSmack? You ready?

A La Costa Resort and Spa Package including a two night stay, two 50 minute massages, a round of golf for two and dinner for two at the BlueFire Grill.

Are you already visualizing yourself on a massage table? The soothing hands massaging away the chaos and noise that comes with being a mom, the beautiful music playing in the background and an overnight stay all by your lonesome? Have you already started packing?

Make sure you take the time to review the rules as we have added a few.  One of those rules, you have to RSVP to be eligible to win any of the prizes!  So RSVP with the linky below.

You must fill out a BALLOT to be eligible to win the La Costa Resort and Spa Grand Prize.

Don’t be afraid to tweet our sponsors and leave comments on their Facebook pages. They would love to hear how excited you are.

Log on to MomSmack all next week for discounts from the properties and for more information!

The Details

Date: Sunday, February, 24, 2013
Time: Red Carpet starts at 3:00 p.m. PST. Ceremonies begin at 4:00 PST.
Hashtag: #OscarSmack
Hosts: The @MomSmackTV Girls @Ooph @RockOnMommies @MamaMaryShow
Custom TweetGrid: #OscarSmack

How to RSVP

1. Follow Our Fabulous Sponsors on Twitter: Links above. Questions will be posed on both Facebook and Twitter for #OscarSmack

2. Retweet the Tweet Below: 

I SO want to win 1 of 8 hotel and spa packages from @momsmacktv during #OscarSmack Sunday, February 24. momsmack.net/oscarsmack-hot…

— The Girls (@momsmacktv) February 14, 2013

3. Add Your Link Below: Please link up below. Your title is your Twitter name and your url is to your Twitter account. For example @ooph and http://twitter.com/ooph.

Don’t forget to fill out the Ballot (Ballot has been closed) to be eligible to win the grand prize.

Participation in #OscarSmack constitutes entrants full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules.

Now fill out your ballot!